昨天,Jobs大叔终于发布了传说中的苹果平板电脑:iPad。恩,事实上它看起来就是一块巨大的板砖iTouch。具体多图链接看这里
但本文的重点当然不是这个,这个Blog不是玩新闻资讯的。亮点啊,同学们,注意了,背景知识:

好了,到这里我相信你应该明白我马上要表达的东西了。

iPad FAIL

强大的Mad TV早在若干年前就宣布了这一跨时代意义的产品 iPad

哥大意翻译如下:

黑:啊,小妹啊,你这里有pad吗?
白:(递过一个笔记本)Sure, here you go.
黑:(摇头)you know, 那种pad,那种哦!
白:(淫笑)姐实在无法理解你居然还在用Maxi Pad
黑:啊,(我下面太大啊),Narrow点的保不住啊,不舒服的啊。
白:WHY use Maxi Pad when there is the new iPad from apple??????????????
黑:iPad?
白:自从有了iPad,我可以把iPad连到我的小妹妹上,然后我就可以download无数的妹妹protection了。
黑:Oh,太牛B了!!
白:而且还有Wireless和Bluetooth,I can set you up with fast uploading, and cut all that water loading.
黑:Wow,酷B了!那如果我的电脑有病毒怎么办?
白:靠,别怕,所有的iPad都预装了防火墙哦!
黑:Awesome!!
画外音:iPad,please don’t make us explain how it works!

内牛满面啊。
翻墙到Youtube围观
当然,你可以到这里下载欣赏,只有3.2M。
Jobs大叔,当然也被这个真假iPad笑话调侃了,但是Jobs大叔对这个笑话的回应是:“Whatever”。

“You forget, but they made fun of iPod name when it came out,” he said, in part. “What matters is the product and what it means to consumers.”
Jobs noted that in a year’s time, the name iPad will become rote to people, as long as they like the mobile device and consider it innovative and its software useful.
In addition, he said it was an inevitable brand extension from iPod and iPhone.
“Plus the fonts look great together…iPod, iPhone, iPad,” he said.
As for the feminine-protection jokes, Jobs only smiled his patented “whatever” smirk.
Indeed, whatever, dudes.

是的,同学们,我们对iPad卫生巾的态度是……………“Whatever”。
上面采访来源.
原来这才是iPad @SweetRiver
请童鞋们再仔细体会一下i Pad的英文内涵,真的是太囧了~~~
iPad,绝不侧漏!!

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