学一门外语有多难，反正是相当的难，偶学了100万年了现在还无法完全100%的脱离字幕，遇到黑人那种俚语和腔调就崩溃了。
上次开会，遇到一个韩国人说英文，偶真的是好挣扎….，坐在后面总是听的一知半解，幸亏不用偶发言的。还有一次晚上和朋友在外面吃拍档，一个老外走过来，用流利的中文说，“这个椅子是人坐的吗”？我们全体呆住….，后来搞清楚原来他是来借椅子的….

爆笑的意大利式英语

英文不好的看下面，偶听写的，八九不离十吧。

One day I went to Malta in a big hotel, in the morning I go down to eat breakfast, I told the waitress that I want 2 pieces of toast, she brings me only 1 piece, I tell her I want 2 piece, she said go to the toilt, I said you no undertand, I want 2 pieces on my plate, she said you better not piss on the plate, you son of a bitch. I don’t even know the lady, and she call me son of a bitch.

Later, I go to eat at a big restaurant, the waitress brings me a spoon and a knife, but no fork, I tell her I want fork, she said everyone wanna fuck, I tell her you dont understand, i wanna fork on the table, she said you better not fuck on the table, you son of a bitch.

So I go back to my room in my hotel, and there is no sheets on the bed.
Call the manager, I’m telling him, I wanna sheet.
She said you go to the toilt
I said, you no understand, I wanna sheet on my bed, she said you better no shit on my bed, you son of a bitch

I go to the check out, and the man there said “peace on you”, I said, piss on you, you son of a bitch, I’m going back to Italia.

日本人学英语

我想这个世界上没有比日本人说英语更恐怖的了…

Pink Panther 2 ： 法国人学英语

粉红豹2，电影里的片段。

日本人：cheese in refrigerator

日本人又来了，我真的完全崩溃了….

快乐大本营谢娜的爆笑英语

超搞笑的老外学中文